"Can I touch your nose?"
Yes, this is just one of the exciting questions I've received since moving to this crazy land of communism.
Who the heck asks that question, anyway?
This question was asked just moments before my nasal phallus was assaulted by an attractive hip-hop looking Asian woman. I could only stammer in confusion as she did so. What was I going to say? No? The fact that some men probably dream to have their appendages rubbed by hot Asian women would mean my complaints...
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